She's JV to your varsity
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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