in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
