i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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