talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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