And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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