she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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