if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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