dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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