dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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