the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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