I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
this is an emotional support booty call
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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