so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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