Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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