He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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