do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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