you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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