If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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