Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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