you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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