I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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