I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
