if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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