do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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