Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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