I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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