That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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