if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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