the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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