: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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