school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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