vagina is talking i cant
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Randomize
