I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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