Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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