You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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