D3 body, D1 cock
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I FOUND THE LEGS
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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