Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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