DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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