How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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