gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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