The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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