ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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