When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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