Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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