Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
worst night to have a conscience
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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