Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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