Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I believe in your delicious
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
