Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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