white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We're too hungover to prance.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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