do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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