Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
