just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
this must be what syphilis tastes like
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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