Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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