apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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