grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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